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November Newsletter 2017

13 Nov 2017

November Newsletter 2017

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This Months President’s Report: – 

Hi Everyone,

I hope you are all finding it warmer out now. Even through its been raining a bit theirs is some good riding weather.  To those who went to the Mt Cook rally I was told the weather was great which was better that the rain we got going to the Mates rally.  Which wasn’t that bad very wet on the Friday. I stopped in to see Jock on the way down only missing Hilton by 30mins.

Our rally is only a few weeks away now and seems to be coming up fast. By now everyone should have seen a copy of the roster and talked to Rowdy about any changes they want.  Everything is going well with the organising of the rally and it’s all falling into place so hope to see you all there.

–  Shayne

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Club News: –

Important: –  A social working bee at the Winchester show grounds this weekend, 5th Nov. {This of course will be too late for you ones on the snail mail.}  As stated in last months newsletter a couple of chainsaws and a couple of trailers would be very handy.  The bar-b-que will be cranked up but you need to bring your own tucker, the club will supply a few drinks.  There is not a lot of work to do, more of a social occasion so don’t be shy.

Don’t forget our Xmas Party on the 9th of December, also at the Winchester show grounds, you’re welcome to camp on sight, most of us do.

We will email out the updated roster soon as possible, there have been a few alterations made where duties didn’t suit.  Only 14 more sleeps until our Rally.

I have attached a few rides some of you may wish to go on. We regularly participate on the  ” Bronz Toy Run ” and I know Rowdy and Liz are going along.

– Kerry

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This Month’s Joke’s: –  ” The Biker “

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: – how to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”

“Hey, thanks”, the biker said, and out the door he went.

But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”

The biker said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”

The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”

The biker said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The lady said, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”

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Up “n” Coming Ride’s: 

you are going on any of these runs let Rowdy or myself know, others in the club might want someone to ride with, we can circulate a meeting place and time.

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   You can download the full May newsletter as a PDF by clicking on the link below: –

TTAG Newsletter November 2017

 

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